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Sunday, December 28, 2008

Mangosteen

The mangosteen fruit ( Garcinia mangostana ) is a species of trees of the genus Garcinia, family of Clusiaceae. It is an evergreen tropical originated in the Sunda Islands and of the ' archipelago of the Moluccas.
Mangosteen
The tree grows up to a maximum height of between 7 and 25 meters, and has a bark dark brown verging on black.  In the Philippines, most of the mangosteen harvest comes from Sulu, Zamboanga and Davao del Norte.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Hotel Kimberly

Conveniently located in Tagaytay, Hotel Kimberly Tagaytay is an ideal base for exploring this vibrant city. From here, guests can enjoy easy access to all that the vibrant city offers.
Hotel Kimberly
For those who want to venture, Memory Lane, Mushroom Burger, Casino Filipino are just some of the entertainment options offered here. Kimberly Tagaytay Hotel offers impeccable service and all the essential amenities to satisfy travelers.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Mountain Woods Resort Inn

Conveniently located in Subic Zambales, Mountain Woods Inn is an ideal base for exploring this vibrant city. From here, guests can enjoy easy access to all that the bright city offers.
Mountain Woods Resort Inn
An oasis of rest and relaxation, the hotel will offer a total renewal within walking distance of tourist attractions of the city such as the Lighthouse of Olongapo, Ulo ng Apo Monument, Park Marikit. It enjoys a lot of quality services and entertainment at this hotel in Subic (Zambales).

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Mermaid Resort

Enjoy brunch, lunch and dinner in the restaurant of this 3-star hotel in Puerto Galera , where you'll find something for every palate. If you want to eat something lighter, there are barbecue grills and coffee. Whether you are traveling to the Philippines for business if you do it for pleasure, you can relax in its many facilities including beauty services, and massage treatment rooms and spa services.
Mermaid Resort
Unwind with some laps in the pool of the hotel, you will feel like new! It also has a pool table. You can also enjoy your favorite drink at the bar or lounge. Staff can provide tour assistance and to purchase tickets, check-in and express check-out.

Monday, December 15, 2008

The Lighthouse Marina Resort

Designed for both business and leisure, The Lighthouse Marina Resort is located in Puerto Franco, one of the most popular places in Subic city. From here, guests can enjoy easy access to all that the vibrant city offers.
The Lighthouse Marina Resort
This modern hotel is located near the famous attractions of the city Convention Center Olongapo City, Museum of the City of Olongapo, Marikit Park. Facilities and services provided by The Lighthouse Marina Resort guarantees a very pleasant stay to guests.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Mindoro Dwarf Buffalo

The tamaraw or Mindoro dwarf buffalo is the most endangered cattle from the lineage of Asian buffaloes (Bubalus ) and is found only on the island of Mindoro in the Philippines.
Mindoro Dwarf Buffalo
The tamaraw is smaller than the water buffalo ( Bubalus bubalis ) and is somewhat similar to the carabao , a domesticated form of the water buffalo and the national animal of the Philippines. In contrast to the carabao the tamaraw what is more hairy, he has horns in a V-shape and light markings on its head.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Utopia Resort and Spa

Utopia Spa is an oasis of peace and well-being offering aromatherapy, body scrubs, hydrotherapy, body treatments, body wraps, massages and facials. There is also a poolside bar and a bar or lounge for a drink outdoors or indoors. Staff are always ready to give you assistance and tour ticket.
Utopia Resort and Spa
If you're looking for a hotel in Puerto Galera, look no further and come to Utopia Resort & Spa. Just 1 km from the excitement of the city, this 5-star hotel boasts an excellent location and provides access to the most interesting sites of the city.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

The Lake Hotel Tagaytay

Welcome to The Lake Hotel Tagaytay! Summit Ridge promenade is nearby. Golf and Picnic Grove are two other area attractions. Other attractions in the region include People's Park in the Sky and Taal Volcano. Services include ballroom.
The Lake Hotel Tagaytay
The restaurant of this 3-star hotel in Tagaytay serves breakfast, lunch and dinner. Take time to relax thanks to features such as treatment or massage rooms and gym. Unwind with some laps in the indoor pool of the hotel, you will feel like new!

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Tropicana Castle Resort

Conveniently located in Puerto Galera, Tropicana Castle Dive Resort is an ideal base for exploring this vibrant city. From here, guests can enjoy easy access to all that the vibrant city offers.
Tropicana Castle Resort
With its strategic location, the hotel offers easy access to the must-see in the city. at Tropicana Castle Dive Resort, no effort is spared to make guests feel comfortable. For this, the hotel offers the best in service and amenities.

Monday, November 10, 2008

Amorita Resort

Designed for both business and leisure, Amorita Resort is located in Barangay Tawala - Panglao Island, Bohol, one of the most popular places in the city. From here, guests can enjoy easy access to all that the vibrant city offers.
Amorita Resort philippines
Hotel visitors can enjoy a tour of the main attractions of the city: Alona Beach, Playa Momo, Philippine Tarsier Foundation. Amorita Resort offers impeccable service and all the essential amenities to satisfy travelers.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Rambutan

The rambutan, like lychee, has a skin covered with thick red hair. The flesh is translucent and sweet, with a hard central core. The name of the plant is derived from the Malay word Rambut from the "hair" means and refers to the occupied fruit densely covered with bristles.
Rambutan philippines
The rambutan is a fruit edible, very abundant in Southeast Asia, especially in Thailand. It is red in color (can also rarely present yellow or orange), with a hard shell coated with "thorns" tender, resembling small hedgehogs. Its interior is fleshy pulp with a translucent pink color, sweet and slightly acidic. Contains only one seed (seed), brownish, toxic, so it should never be consumed with their flesh.

Mindoro

Mindoro is the seventh largest island in the Philippines because of its size. It is located southwest of the island of Luzon , and northeast of the island of Palawan. In the past, the island was called Ma-I or Mait by Chinese. The name comes from the name Mindoro that the Spanish gave the island: "Mina de Oro" (Gold Mine "). Island is now divided into two provinces: Mindoro Mindoro East and West.
Mindoro
The economy of Mindoro is largely based on agriculture. The island produces a wide variety of fruits: lemon, banana, rambutan and coconut. Grains also grow on the island: rice, sugar cane, corn, peanut.
The island operates its mineral resources (copper and marble).

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Hello Panda Meiji

Hello Panda is a popular brand of biscuits Japanese, manufactured by the company Meiji Seika Kaisha, Ltd., its products were distributed for the first time in Japan in 1979. They have a silhouette reminiscent of a panda head and take pictures of pandas doing sport.
choco hello pandacreamy choco panda

They are filled with chocolate, or strawberry cream, also available in boxes of 25g also not have as much sugar as other and they are very addictive! The most popular are the chocolate-filled, the photos above are of those and double choco.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Mandaluyong City

The City of Mandaluyong is one of the cities of Metro Manila, the Manila Metropolitan Area. It features a business center and many businesses: Asian Development Bank, Banco De Oro, San Miguel Corporation, Southeast Asia, UniLab.
It is bounded on the west by the country's capital, Manila, to the north of the city of San Juan, east by Quezon City and City of Pasig, and the city of Makati south. Currently, its nicknames are "Tiger City of the Philippines", "Heart Metro Manila" and "the capital of shopping malls in the Philippines."

Friday, October 17, 2008

La Laguna Beach Club and Dive Center

It offers quality accommodation in sport, culture, beach district of Puerto Galera / Mindoro, La Laguna Beach Club & Dive Center which is very good option for both business travelers and leisure travelers. From here, guests can enjoy easy access to all that the vibrant city offers.
La Laguna Beach Club and Dive Center
An oasis of rest and relaxation, the hotel will offer a total renewal within walking distance of tourist attractions of the city like the Big La Laguna, Resort, Bar and Grill in Campbell, Small La Laguna Beach. at La Laguna Beach Club & Dive Center, excellent service and exceptional amenities make the stay memorable.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

TANG Powdered Flavored Drinks

Tang is a soda sweetened to taste fruit and not gas that comes from the United States. It is in the form of a powder to be mixed with a quantity of water to prepare a beverage. The original Tang Orange was made ​​by the company General Foods Corporation in 1957 and sold for the first time (as lyophilized ) in 1959.
The product was initially dedicated to breakfast but sales stagnated until NASA uses it in its program of spaceflight Gemini in 1965. This use was the subject of much publicity. Since the Tang is associated with American spaceflight programs.

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Casablanca Hotel and Resort

Centrally located in Freeport, Casablanca Hotel Condominium Resort Bar & Restore is the ideal starting point for excursions in Subic - Zambales. From here, guests can enjoy easy access to all that the vibrant city offers.
Casablanca Hotel and Resort
For those who want to venture, Tree-Top Adventure Subic Convention Center Olongapo City, museums of the City of Olongapo are just some of the entertainment options offered nearby. Casablanca Hotel Condominium Resort Bar & Restaura offers impeccable service and all the essential amenities to satisfy travelers.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Banana

The banana is a plant of the family of Musaceae. The term banana is applied to the fruit of the plant, which is developed (in the species and variety edible) in a series of clusters. Bananas typically weigh 125 to 200g, although this weight varies considerably between the different cultivars. The fruit is edible for about 80%, the remaining 20% peel and can be eaten raw or cooked .
banana fruits
In popular culture and commerce, "banana" usually refers to soft, sweet banana used as a fruit. Instead cultivars of Musa fruit harder and rich in starch are called plantains. This distinction is purely arbitrary and plantain and banana are sometimes interchangeable depending on the context.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Kamana Sanctuary Resort and Spa

If you're looking for a hotel in Subic - Zambales, look at no further and come to Kamana Sanctuary Resort and Spa. From here, guests can enjoy easy access to all that the vibrant city offers.
Kamana Sanctuary Resort
For those who want to venture, Olongapo Lighthouse, Museum of the City of Olongapo, Convention Center Olongapo cities are just some of the entertainment options offered in the front. Kamana In Sanctuary Resort and Spa, excellent service and exceptional amenities make the stay memorable.

Estancia Resort

Renovated in 2009, the Estancia Resort Hotel ensures a pleasant stay for guests to Tagaytay both business or pleasure. From here, guests can enjoy easy access to all that the vibrant city offers.
Estancia Resort philippines
With the main attractions of the city within walking distance, Flower Farm, Picnic Grove, visitors will love the hotel's location. enjoys a lot of quality services and entertainment at this hotel in Tagaytay. The hotel offers Meeting / banquet facilities, laundry service, bar, coffee shop, tours for the comfort and convenience of guests.

Monday, September 22, 2008

Amanpulo

It is a unique isle in the Pamalican Island in Palawan, Philippines. It is held by seven Seas Resort, Inc., a common adventure amidst the Aboitiz, Soriano and the Aman Resorts group.
Amanpulo Hotels and Resorts
The popular vacation site is mass by the Aboitiz and Soriano team and small group by the Aman Resorts. The term Amanpulo occurred from Aman, which is Sanskrit for peace and pulo means island in Tag-alog. The pairing of the two words followed in the making up of "Amanpulo" or "peace island" in mention to the tranquil island of Pamalican.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Pineapple

The pineapple ( Ananas comosus ) is a plant from the family of Bromeliaceae. It is originally native to America and is now cultivated worldwide in tropical areas as fruit plant. It forms fleshy fruit stalls, which are eaten fresh or made ​​into preserves and juice.
fruit pineapple
There are also many wild species, belonging to the same group and gender. The fruit when ripe is very acidic flavor and often sweetened. In cooking can be used as a powerful meat tenderizer. Usually we use the pulp of the fruit, but its core and the shells may be common for juice production.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Philippine Eagle

The Philippine eagle or monkey eagle ( Pithecophaga jefferyi ) is a very large and powerful species from the family of the Accipitridae. The genus Pithecophaga is monotypic with the Philippine eagle is the only eagle Art The Philippines is an endemic to the Philippines and lived their primary forests, secondary forests and gallery forests.
Philippine Eagle
The main foods of the Philippines eagle are arboreal mammals, besides, other mammals and larger birds and reptiles eaten. Due to continuous and rapid habitat destruction and hunting, according to the Philippine Eagle is IUCN threatened with extinction ( critically endangered ). The total population is estimated at-large uncertainties still about 90-250 pairs, maximum, he could comprise 340 pairs.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Taal Vista Hotel

Welcome to Taal Vista Hotel! Taal Vista Hotel is close to several attractions, including: Summit Ridge Promenade and Picnic Grove. Park People's Park in the Sky is another area attraction. Other attractions in the region include Golf Spendido and Taal Volcano.
Taal Vista Hotel tagaytay
Asmara Spa allows you to enjoy moments of relaxation and well-being, with massages, beauty services, and manicures and pedicures. In this 4-star hotel in Tagaytay find a restaurant serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Bring your swimsuit as this hotel and not miss the opportunity to take a dip in the outdoor pool. You can also enjoy your favorite drink at the bar or lounge. It also has an arcade or table. The reception has qualified staff available 24 hours you will provide assistance and tour ticket.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Sabang Oasis Resort

It offers quality accommodation in the culture, sports, restaurants district of Puerto Galera, Sabang Oasis Resort which is very good option for both business travelers and leisure travelers. From here, guests can enjoy easy access to all that the vibrant city offers.
Sabang Oasis Resort
Equally exceptional is the hotel's easy access to a myriad of attractions and places of interest in the province of mindoro such as Tropicana, McRoms Natural Spa, Bondi. enjoys a lot of quality services and entertainment at this hotel in Puerto Galera. We  have Babysitting / Child, family room, coffee shop, safety deposit boxes, Wi-Fi in public areas.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Blue Ribbon Dive Resort

Blue Ribbon Dive Resort is a unique opportunity to book a resort in Puerto Galera. It is an ideal base for exploring this vibrant city. From here, guests can enjoy easy access to all that the vibrant city offers.
Blue Ribbon Dive Resort
Enjoy the restaurant of this 3 star resort in Puerto Galera, to breakfast, lunch and dinner with dishes to suit all tastes. To you want low-key dining options, barbecue grills, a coffee shop and supermarket. In Philippines Travel, whether for business or pleasure, they can take some time to relax, to find it as fitness facilities, among others.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Badladz Adventure Resort

Badladz Adventure Resort is a unique opportunity to book a resort in Puerto Galera. Centrally located in Poblacion, Badladz Adventure Resort is the ideal starting point for excursions in Mindoro. From here, guests can enjoy easy access to all that the vibrant city offers.
Badladz Adventure Resort
For those who want to venture, Coast Guard, Cross Dock, Tourist Office are just some of the entertainment options offered here. Offering hotel guests a wide range of quality services, the Badladz Adventure Resort is committed to ensure the stay more comfortable.

Friday, August 15, 2008

Subic Park Hotel

Designed for both business and leisure, Subic Park Hotel is located in Freeport, one of the most popular places in the city.
Subic Park Hotel
At just 10.0ml from the city center, the hotel's important location ensures that guests can easily reach all points of interest. With its strategic location, the hotel offers easy access to the must-see in the city. Subic Park Hotel also offers many facilities to enjoy your stay in Subic (Zambales).

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Eight O'Clock Mango

Eight O’clock Juice Powder is another delicious and cheaper alternative if you want to enjoy fruit juice. This powder juice is one of the most popular brands on the market.
This is the best thing about Eight O’Clock. It has the given Vitamin C which is naturally derived from Philippine Mango,

Durian

The durian is the fruit of the trees of the genus Durio, belonging to the family Malvaceae. The fruit is much used and appreciated in Southeast Asia, and called there "the king of fruits." The fruit stands out for its huge size, unique odor and formidable shell protected by thorns.
durian trees
The fruit can grow up to 30 centimeters in diameter and usually weighs one to three kilograms. Its shape can range from oblong to round, the color of the husk green to brown and the flesh pale yellow to red, depending on the species.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

White Rock Water Park and Beach Resort

Designed for both business and leisure, White Rock Waterpark and Beach Hotel are located in Subic Bay, one of the most popular places in the city.
White Rock Water Park and Beach Resort
The hotel is not far from the city center: 10.0 km only away, and usually takes about 60 minutes to reach the airport. For options of tours and visits to local attractions, one need not to go far as the hotel is very close to Olongapo Lighthouse, Museum of the City of Olongapo, Marikit Park.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Seorabeol Grand Leisure Hotel

Centrally located in Freeport, Grand BEOL Seo Ra Leisure Hotel is the ideal starting point for excursions in Subic - Zambales . The hotel is not far from the center of the city, just 10 kms away, and usually takes about 15 minutes to reach the airport.
Seorabeol Grand Leisure Hotel

Hotel visitors can enjoy a tour of the main attractions of the city Convention Center Olongapo City, Museum of the City of Olongapo, Marikit Park. BEOL Ra Seo In Grand Leisure Hotel, excellent service and fantastic facilities make your stay unforgettable.

Monday, July 21, 2008

Kalatungan Mountain Range

The Mount Kalatungan Range Natural Park is a protected area and is located south of Mount Kitanglad Range Natural Park in the province of Bukidnon on the Island of Mindanao in the Philippines.
Kalatungan Mountain Range
There are smaller populations of the gold crown flying fox, the short-faced flying fox (Alionycteris paucidentata), which in the Mt. Kalatungan Range Natural Park and the Mount Kitanglad Range Natural Park are endemic. It is also the live Philippine Pustelschwein (Sus philippinensis) and the Philippine deer (Cervus mariannus) in the park.

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Pik-Nik Potato Shoestrings

Pik-Nik selects only the finest and fresh potatoes. Then we cut a little thicker and a bit longer than bats regular potatoes. We quickly fry our fries in vegetable oil 100% pure and packaged in our resealable container stay fresh. This ensures a crisp texture and taste of fried potato super cool.
PIK-NIK Flavors

Monday, July 14, 2008

Grand Hoyah Hotel

Designed for both business and leisure, Hoyah Grand Hotel is located in Freeport, one of the most popular places in the province of Zambales. Just 0.6 km from the city center, the hotel's strategic location ensures that guests can easily reach all points of interest.
Grand Hoyah Hotel olongapo
With the main attractions of the city within walking distance Convention Center Olongapo City, Museum of the City of Olongapo, Marikit Park, visitors will love the hotel's location. Offering guests a wide range of hotel quality services, the Hotel Grand Hoyah agrees to guarantee your stay more comfortable.

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Langka

Jackfruit or Langka has a tropical plant of the family of Moraceae. It is cultivated for its fruit, the largest in nature from those that grow from trees.
fruit Jackfruit
The fruit therein, is yellow, similar to the handle. Its juice is slightly acidic and deeply sweet, with a flavor reminiscent mango mixture with orange.  It is an exotic fruit that is sweet in the toko for sale. Young, unripe jackfruit is used as a vegetable. The fruit is often sold in cans, but markets are sometimes parts of fresh fruits. There are also chips and ice cream, made ​​of jackfruit. With dishes in the oriental cuisine, such as Filipino, Vietnamese, Malaysian and Indonesian, is the fruit used.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Fudgee Barr

Fudgee Barr is inside-out goodness with rich, creamy, and mouth-watering fillings of Choco, Milk, Vanilla, Macapuno, Mocha and Durian inside the soft-pudgy, bar-shaped cake.  It comes in a variety of flavors, including chocolate and vanilla and some green one.


Fudgee Barr Commercial
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Sunday, June 15, 2008

Choco Chips Bibica

Biblica’s ChocoChips chocolate chip cookie is very small, far smaller than the image showing on the box. As a direct result of the small-size chocolate-chip cookies, the box of Biblica’s ChocoChips is quite empty.
As for each cookie in the plastic packet, the chocolate-chip cookie does not even take up 80% of the space in each packet. It takes up about 2/3 of the packet.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Coconut

The coconut palm ( Cocos nucifera ) is a tropical tree of the family of the palm family, where the coconut grows.
coconut fruits

The coconut fruit is formed of a core (or trunk) surmounted by a crown of wide sheets . In the axil of each leaf is usually inflorescence that develops in a regime responsible for coconuts. In appearance and relatively smooth light colored trunk door regular brands: each sheet produced by the tree leaves a scar in the shape of a crescent.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Vista Marina Hotel

If you're looking for a hotel in Subic - Zambales, look into no further and come to Vista Marina Hotel and Resort. Only 10.0 ml of the excitement of the city, this 3-star hotel enjoys an excellent location and provides access to the most interesting sites of the city.
Vista Marina Hotel zambales
An oasis of rest and relaxation, the hotel will offer a total renewal within walking distance of tourist attractions of the city such as the Convention Center Olongapo City, Museum of the City of Olongapo, Marikit Park. Seascape Hotel and Resort also offer many facilities to enjoy your stay in Zambales - Subic.

Philippine Crocodile

The Philippine crocodile ( Crocodylus mindorensis ) is a kind of genuine crocodile (Crocodylidae). Compared to all the other crocodiles in the Pacific area is characterized by the Philippine crocodile from a very broad muzzle that is reinforced with up to 68 teeth, and large armored scales in the neck and back area.
Philippines Crocodile
With a maximum of three meters body length in males expemplary it one of the smaller species of crocodile. The females of this species are small, up to 1.5 meters and up to 15 kg body weight. The behavior of the Philippine crocodile is described as shy and harmless to humans, only provocations react aggressively.

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Kitanglad Mountain Range

The Mount Kitanglad Range Natural Park is a protected area within the province of Bukidnon, Mindanao in the Philippines. It is located about 50 kilometers south-east of a straight line in Cagayan de Oro. The area around the volcano Kitanglad on 14 December 1990 as National Park.
Kitanglad Mountain Range philippines
Locals Bukidnons, made up of the indigenous tribes of the Manobo and Talaandig live mostly in the forests, which they regard as holy, as these areas are used as burial grounds. Locals live from the forest, which they use as a source of food, but also for the natural medicine. Mountaineers and hikers must obtain a permit before entering the mountains of the tribes, and elders perform a ritual to appease the spirits of the ancestors benevolently.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Quotes of Bob Ong

Quotes of Bob Ong


Books of Bob Ong
ABNKKBSNPLAko?!
Bakit Baliktad Magbasa ng Libro ang mga Pilipino?
Ang Paboritong Libro ni Hudas
Alamat ng Gubat
Stainless Longganisa



"Wag magmadali sa pag-aasawa. Tatlo, lima, sampung taon sa hinaharap, mag-iiba pa ang pamantayan mo at maiisip mong di pala tamang pumili ng kapareha dahil lang sa kaboses niya si Debbie Gibson o magaling mag-breakdance. Totoong mas importante ang kalooban ng tao higit anuman. Sa paglipas ng panahon, maging ang mga crush ng bayan sa eskwelahan e nagmumukha ring pandesal. Maniwala ka."

Quotes of Bob Ong

Bob Ong : Stainless Longanisa

Books of Bob Ong


Bob Ong : Stainless Longanisa

Pagkatapos ng ABNKKBSNPLAko?!, Bakit Baliktad Magbasa ng Libro ang mga Pilipino?, Ang Paboritong Libro ni Hudas, at Alamat ng Gubat, ipinagpapatuloy ni Bob Ong sa librong ito ang kanyang ikalimang pagkakamali--ang magkwento tungkol sa sarili n'yang mga libro, bagay na di ginagawa ng mga matitinong manunulat. Ito ang Stainless Longganisa, mga kwento ng nagtataeng ballpen sa kahalagahan ng pagbabasa, pag-abot ng mga pangarap, at at tamang praan nG pagsususlat,

Bob Ong : Alamat ng gubat

Books of Bob Ong




Bob Ong : Alamat ng gubat

Tungkulin ng Manunulat
Message:


TUNGKULIN muna ng manunulat sa kanyang lipunan ang aming tatalakayin at lilinawin. Taglay ang mataos na paniniwalang ang sining ay hindi dapat na para sa sining lamang kundi dapat na makatulong sa paghubog at pagbubuo ng isang lipunang makatao, malaya at progresibo, minabuti namin na ang naturang paksa ang maging kauna-unahang testamento ng aming pakikiisa at pakikisangkot sa anumang adhikaing makabayan at mapagpalaya ng sambayanan.

Bob Ong : Ang Paboritong Libro ni Hudas


"What do I have to do to get your attention?
Take out an ad in the paper?"

God

"Earthlings, don't treat me like an alien."
God


"How can you possibly be a self-made man?
I specifically recall creating you."

God


"You think it's hot here?"
God



"Could you imagine the price of air
if it were brought to you by another supplier?"

God


"Will the road you're on get you to my place?"
God


"Need directions?"
God


"Please don't drink and drive,
you're not quite ready to meet me yet."

God


"I think you're the most beautiful person in the world.
Okay, so I'm biased."

God

"Follow me."
God



"Don't forget your umbrella,
I might water the plants today."

God



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God



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God



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<. - - .> Sino?
<%> ‘Yung sumulat ng paboritong libro ni hudas.
<. - - .> Hehe...
<%> Dahil masyadong matipid, buwanan lang s’ya pumasyal sa barberya.
<%> Kung hihingan mo s’ya ngayon ng joke, ang maibibigay n’ya sa’yo ay ang tungkol sa “horny eagle”.
<%> Alam ko rin na isa s’ya sa mga nabanggit na “Nonoy” sa libro. Kasalukuyan s’yang may pinagkakaabalahan na alagang hayop… at nagamit n’ya ang “F” word nang kagatin s’ya nito habang—
<. - - .> Sige, sige... ayos na....
<. - - .> Marami ka ngang alam, pero tila yata hindi mo alam ang pinaka importanteng bagay tungkol sa libro.
<%> Ano?
<. - - .> Pagkatapos mong basahin ito, mamamatay ka.
<%> HA?!?!
<. - - .> Surprise!
<%> Sandali... alam ko biro lang ‘yon, diba?
<. - - .> Depende.
<. - - .> Hiram lang ba ang kopya mo ng libro tapos hindi mo na ibinalik sa may-ari?
<%> Hindi ah!
<. - - .> Shoplifter ka?
<%> Lalong hindi!
<. - - .> Tinapos mo lang bang basahin sa tindahan ang libro at hindi mo binili?
<%> Hindi rin!
<. - - .> Nagpa-xerox ka?
<%> Ba’t mo alam?


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Books of Bob Ong







Bob Ong : BAKIT BALIKTAD MAGBASA NG LIBRO ANG MGA PILIPINO?

Books of Bob Ong


Bob Ong : BAKIT BALIKTAD MAGBASA NG LIBRO ANG MGA PILIPINO?

Ngayong NKKBSKNTLG, eto na ang sequel...

dahil may El Filibusterismo ang Noli Me Tangere,
may New Testament ang Old Testament,
at may Toy Story 2 ang Toy Story!

BAKIT BALIKTAD MAGBASA NG LIBRO ANG MGA PILIPINO?
Mga Kwentong Barbero ni Bob Ong

Bob Ong : A B N K K B S N P L A Ko?!

Books of Bob Ong


A B N K K B S N P L A Ko?!


Book Title: A B N K K B S N P L A Ko?!
Author: Bob Ong

While trying to take the place of a virtual time machine, this suprisingly amusing literary-album takes the form of a centrifugal narrative piece and gives its readers the refreshing feeling of reminiscing the times of yore ---